I do not do well with gray skies. What can I tell you, it’s just a thing. And sooner or later, I guess, I was destined to reach some breaking point. Because no matter how nicely it may rhyme, you cannot, in fact, wish the gray away. And so today. Gray skies today. I considered …
It is indeed a very Black Friday. I have already this morning beaten a man to within an inch of his life with a broken tire from someone’s abandoned shopping cart after the fool came between me and this store’s last FurReal Friends Get Up and GoGo My Walkin’ Pup, though the wretched toy was unboxed, covered in …
It is Friday. My typical poor snoozing at the beginning of the week has caught up with me here at the opposite end, in a massive way. I am caffeinated straight up one side and 5 Hour Energy-shotted back down the other. But I have a date with sleep post-work, at around 4 p.m. And …